Patches & Morale Gear

As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black

V.2.0 - Don't Tread On Me - 3 Inch - PVC Patch

As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl- 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Remember To Look Both Ways Before You Go Fuck Yourself - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Tan

As Seen on Socials - Trying to Be Less of An Asshole... Baby Steps, Fuck You. - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Dragons Horde Gold Because Your Mother Whored Everything Else - 2x4 Red w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - They Call Me Step Sergeant - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Retard - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Sorry About Your Mothers Passing - She Wasn't As Flexible Last Night - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - I Put The Petty In Petty Misdemeanor - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue

Fuzzy Flint Lock Rifle Colonial Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA Big Foot

As Seen on Socials - Fuck You and Your Non Offensive Patch - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Yukon Cornelius Fucks Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/OD

As Seen on Socials - You Want It In The Crack And Up The Back Or In Your Snatch And Down The Hatch? - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

Don't Bark If You Can't Bite - 3.5" PVC/Sublimated Patch

As Seen on Socials - Blow Me Like You Owe Me - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple

As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Not Autistic... Just An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - I Would Go Fuck Myself But I Have Standards - Red w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Let Me She/Them Tiddies - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black

As Seen on Socials - At Least Life Wants To Fuck Me - Red w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Offended - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice