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From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
As Seen on Socials - While You Were Having Premarital Intercourse I Was Mastering The Way Of The Gun - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - You Had Me At "We'll Make It Look Like An Accident" - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
As Seen on Socials - It's Felony Sized - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Here Comes The Booty Goblin - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
Ride The Lightning - 3 Inch - PVC Patch
Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit - Hope I Get Away With It! - 3.25" PVC Patch
Bullseye Bucky the Squirrel - 3 Inch - PVC Patch
Abominable Snowman Tactical Yeti With AR-15 3.75" Fully Embroidered Patch
Arctic Warfare: Fully Embroidered Tactical Penguin Patch with US Flag
As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine, Maybe You Should Use a Shotgun - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Small Dick BIG DREAMS - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Yellow/Red
As Seen on Socials - Who Ate All The Pussy - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/White
As Seen on Socials -Stay Freaky - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Tally Ho Retards - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials -I'm Ugly and Have No Money But My PP Won't Hurt When It Goes In - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Well, It's Not Going To Just Suck Itself ... Lord Knows I've Tried - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - ❤'s Goth Girls - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Tits & Whiskey - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Steak & Titties - 1x3 Patch - Coyote Brown w/CB
As Seen on Socials - Kink Shame Me See If I Care - No Really Do It Please - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials -F.I.S.H. - Fuck It Shit Happens - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Working Hard - Hardly Working - Work While Hard - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Eating Pussy Cures Depression - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Gold
"Be polite be Professional but have a Plan" Patch
"BLACK RAMBO" LEVEL IV ARMORED VEST COMBO (LIGHTWEIGHT LEVEL IV (2) 10x12 Front/Back Ceramic PE Plates))
"BLIND JUSTICE" TEE (HEATHER CHARCOAL)
"CHARLIE DON’T SURF" TEE (LIGHT GREY)