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From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
As Seen on Socials - Rule No. 1 - Don't Get Caught - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Jugs Are For Weiner Hugs! - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - 51% Sonofabitch & 49% Muthafucker (SET) - 1x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Looking For Throat Goat MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Delicate Like A Hand Grenade - 2x4 Patch - Red w/white
As Seen on Socials - I Licked It - Its Mine - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - My Dick Is Way Bigger Than Yours. - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Not My Fault ... I'm Retarded - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Death Can Have Me When It Earns Me -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective
As Seen on Socials - If I Knew What I Was Doing I'd Be Done By Now - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Certified Good Girl - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Now Hiring Big Tittied MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Fuck Is My Favorite Word - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Shit Show Crew Member - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - (.Y.) - From Big To Small, I Love Them All - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Easy or Cheap But I Can Be Tricked - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Pink
As Seen on Socials - Meat Missile - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Here For The Income, Not The Outcome. - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I Love My Hot Wife - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Drink Your School - Stay In Drugs - Don't Do Milk - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red
As Seen on Socials - #1 Pookie Bear - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Love's Soccer Moms with Big Titties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - I Think I Will Cause Problems On Purpose - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver
"Be polite be Professional but have a Plan" Patch
"BLACK RAMBO" LEVEL IV ARMORED VEST COMBO (LIGHTWEIGHT LEVEL IV (2) 10x12 Front/Back Ceramic PE Plates))
"BLIND JUSTICE" TEE (HEATHER CHARCOAL)
"CHARLIE DON’T SURF" TEE (LIGHT GREY)