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From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
As Seen on Socials - Sir In My Defense There Was No One There To Tell Me Not To Do Something Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I'm Here To Stack Bodies and Eat Crayons - Multicam Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Beat Yo Ass & Hide The Bible If God Watchin' - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - 80,000 Battered Women & I Still Eat Mine Raw!!! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I Bet You Know The Brand Of Window By Taste - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Getting Kink Shamed Makes Me Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Never Lick The Stripper Pole - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - Ammosexual - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red - Tortas Are Yummy - Don't Worry Hunny - I'll Cum On Your Tummy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, Be Deadly - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Can I Take Your Tits For a Test Drive? - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
As Seen on Socials - It's Little But It's Cute - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Raw, Next Question - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Mustache You Really Have Two Moms - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Regulate This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - I Will Shit In Your Litter Box - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Red
As Seen on Socials - It's Not Waterboarding If It's Soup - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Sig Sauer - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - I Picked a Bad Week To Quit Sniffing Glue - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
Thin Yellow Line Flag Patch
Military Working Dog - MWD Patch
DHC-7 US Patch
A-10 Warthog Toon - PVC Patch
"Be polite be Professional but have a Plan" Patch
"BLACK RAMBO" LEVEL IV ARMORED VEST COMBO (LIGHTWEIGHT LEVEL IV (2) 10x12 Front/Back Ceramic PE Plates))
"BLIND JUSTICE" TEE (HEATHER CHARCOAL)
"CHARLIE DON’T SURF" TEE (LIGHT GREY)