Patches & Morale Gear
From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
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As Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants -
As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - This Is The Government The Founders Warned Us About - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote -
As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Glock - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - I Suck at Apologies so Unfuck You or Whatever - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White -
As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold -
As Seen on Socials - Like My Momma Use to Say What The Fuck is Wrong With You? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White -
As Seen on Socials -US Gravy Seals - Meal Team Six - Operation Bulking - Semper Pies - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - Did You Take Your Stupid Pills With Dumb Juice Today? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White -
'Big Bubba' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 4" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member -
As Seen on Socials - Big Booty Latinas - 1x3.75 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - Just The Right Amount of Gay - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Magenta -
As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - 50% Namaste, 50% Fuck Off - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver -
K-9 Thin Blue Line Dog Paw Print - 3 inch PVC Patch - Limited Stock -
As Seen on Socials - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect FAFO - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants -
As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White -
As Seen on Socials - "HAWK TUAH" - Spit On That Thang - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - It's not Waterboarding It's a Tactical Baptism - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White -
As Seen on Socials - I Feel Violated - Do It Again - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - If I'm Running Things Have Gone Poorly! - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow -
As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green -
As Seen on Socials - Can't Catch Me - I'm The F***in' Gingerbread Man - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Lime Green -
As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Pistol Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
