Patches & Morale Gear

Curvy Crusader - Thick Thighs Save Lives - 3.5" PVC Patch

Tactical Llama - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch

Tactical Owl- Looking For WHO The Fuck Asked You - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch

As Seen on Socials - Welp... I'm Retarted - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Pedophiles Aren't People - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Lord, Please Bless These Hands I'm About To Throw - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Orange

Marine Corps 250th Birthday Pack (11 Stickers)

As Seen on Socials - My Best Friend is a Homo... Why Leave it Out - 2x3 - Black w/Magenta

As Seen on Socials - Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - Every Time I use Words Like "Gay" or "Retarded" ... Words Are Hurtful - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Tard Wrangler - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Working With You Is Like Working By Myself But Harder - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Some People Are Alive Because It Is Illegal To Kill Them - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - *WARNING* Running on Caffeine, Nicotine and Chilhood Trauma - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - Ass Eater - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - I'm make'n em at night - 2x3 Patch - Sublimated

As Seen on Socials - Embracing My Inner Drunk Raccoon - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Time To Spartan Kick A Retard - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Certified Fatass - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - MILF Hunter - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - I'm Very Vulnerable RN If Any Bad Bitches Wanna Take Advantage of Me - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Never Mock A Brother To Entertain The Table - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Purple

As Seen on Socials - Tortanator - Tab - OCP w/Black