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From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
Too Old & Broken to Run - Will Shoot Instead - 4" PVC/Sublimated Patch
Smol PP Club - 3.25 inch PVC Patch - It's not small its fun sized!
As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Judged By 12 Than Carried By 6 - 2x4 Patch - Black w/OD
As Seen on Socials - Pierced Titties Only - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Light Pink
As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine You Just Suck! - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - You come to my House? Suck my Dick? Call me Gay? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
As Seen on Socials - If Morale Last More Than 4 Hours - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Spread It - Wet It - Pound It - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Not An IFAK, Filled with War Snacks - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Cum Slow Shit Fast - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials -Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum - 2x3 Patch
Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - I Crave Violence and Snackys - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Dead Don't Know They're Dead - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Fuck You, Lick the back of My Balls - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - "You Don't Know Me, You've Just Seen My Penis" - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - The Shaft - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - What Doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Fucking With People Is My Love Language - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
As Seen on Socials - I Need a Fucking Kit Kat - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - I'll Be Nicer When You're Smarter - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Got that Dog in me - 2x3 Patch - Sublimated
"Be polite be Professional but have a Plan" Patch
"BLACK RAMBO" LEVEL IV ARMORED VEST COMBO (LIGHTWEIGHT LEVEL IV (2) 10x12 Front/Back Ceramic PE Plates))
"BLIND JUSTICE" TEE (HEATHER CHARCOAL)
"CHARLIE DON’T SURF" TEE (LIGHT GREY)