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From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
As Seen on Socials - "Only You Can Prevent Fucktardation" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice
"Street Cat Collection" Patch 4 - "Swift, Silent But Deadly" - Tactical Skunk - 4" PVC/Sublimated Patch
As Seen on Socials - Hella Ass - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Shit Show Supervisor - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Autistic and Ready to Fuck - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me It Turns Me On - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - You're Hotter Than A Crack House Spoon On PayDay - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials -Don't Yell at Me - I'll Get Hard - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Hard - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - What Are You Doing, Step-SGT? - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I've Fucked Up Bigger Shows Than Yours - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been a Fist Fight - 2x4 Patch - Blkw/white
As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - She Touched My Pepe Steve and I Liked It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White
As Seen on Socials - No Caffeine - No Geneva Conventions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Exist Out of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Love My Country Hate My Government - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black
'Never Forgotten' Poppy - May 2023 POTM - 3 Inch PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit, Is Fucking Fired! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Summit Sentry: Fuzzy Yeti Patch – Conquer the Peaks with Mountain Warfare Style!
"Be polite be Professional but have a Plan" Patch
"BLACK RAMBO" LEVEL IV ARMORED VEST COMBO (LIGHTWEIGHT LEVEL IV (2) 10x12 Front/Back Ceramic PE Plates))
"BLIND JUSTICE" TEE (HEATHER CHARCOAL)
"CHARLIE DON’T SURF" TEE (LIGHT GREY)