Patches & Morale Gear

As Seen on Socials - Edge Hard or Bust Trying - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - Grab His Dick and Twist It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Tax This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Always a Dick. Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Don't Haze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - My Hobbies Include Anxiety and Overthinking - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Dicks Out For Harambe Nuts Out For Peanut - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials -Don't shoot me I'll cum :( - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Shit Needed To Be Blown Up So I Was Born - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

Light 'Em Up Firefly - 3" PVC Patch

As Seen on Socials - Give Me Boobs or Give Me Death - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - We Live In A Time When Intelligent People Are Silenced So Stupid People Aren't Offended - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Me Seeing My Wife - Coochie - 2x3 Patch - Sublimated

As Seen on Socials - I May Be a Handful, But My Tits Sure Ain't - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - Don't Bully Me... I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - If You Shoot Me You're Gay - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/White

As Seen on Socials - You Come Into My House? Suck My Dick? Call Me Gay? - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Navy

As Seen on Socials - I Crave Violence and Snackies - 1x3.75 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Spit In My Mouth Please! - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Who's Awesome? Not You! You're a Cunt. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

Tommy the Tactical Tortoise - 'Slow and Steady' - 3" PVC Patch

As Seen on Socials - Putting The 'Tism In PatriAUTISM Since 1775! Rah! -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective