Patches & Morale Gear
From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
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As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black -
V.2.0 - Don't Tread On Me - 3 Inch - PVC Patch -
As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl- 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red -
As Seen on Socials - Remember To Look Both Ways Before You Go Fuck Yourself - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Tan -
As Seen on Socials - Trying to Be Less of An Asshole... Baby Steps, Fuck You. - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White -
As Seen on Socials - Dragons Horde Gold Because Your Mother Whored Everything Else - 2x4 Red w/Yellow -
As Seen on Socials - They Call Me Step Sergeant - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - Retard - Tab - OCP w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - Sorry About Your Mothers Passing - She Wasn't As Flexible Last Night - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange -
As Seen on Socials - I Put The Petty In Petty Misdemeanor - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue -
Fuzzy Flint Lock Rifle Colonial Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA Big Foot -
As Seen on Socials - Fuck You and Your Non Offensive Patch - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - Yukon Cornelius Fucks Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/OD -
As Seen on Socials - You Want It In The Crack And Up The Back Or In Your Snatch And Down The Hatch? - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote -
Don't Bark If You Can't Bite - 3.5" PVC/Sublimated Patch -
As Seen on Socials - Blow Me Like You Owe Me - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple -
As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver -
As Seen on Socials - Not Autistic... Just An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green -
As Seen on Socials - I Would Go Fuck Myself But I Have Standards - Red w/Yellow -
As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Let Me She/Them Tiddies - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - At Least Life Wants To Fuck Me - Red w/Silver -
As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Offended - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice -
As Seen on Socials - While You Were Having Premarital Intercourse I Was Mastering The Way Of The Gun - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
