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From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming Or I'll Cum - Your Medic - 2x3 Patch - Black w/silver
As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, BE DEADLY - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Are You In Awe Of My Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Cause Safety Briefs - 2x6 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue
As Seen on Socials - Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath - 2x5 Patch - Gray w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Not A Cop - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Violent Handjob - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - All You Need Is 3 Muthafuckas - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Keep A Soft Heart and A Sharp Blade - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
Rudolph’s Favorite Fat Guy: Tactical Santa - 3" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Professional Penetration Papi - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow
Jack - Pumpkin Helmet - 3" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Blowing Backs Out Since 1775 - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue - Vehicle 1 Struck Vehicle 2 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue
As Seen on Socials - I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So FUKN Stupid - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Never Forgive, Never Forget, Fuck Them All - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Don't Taze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - I Can Do What I Want - I have a Note from my Mom and a 9mm - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Wanna Pet That DAWG - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - "I Am Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs" - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red
As Seen on Socials - If Found Dead Delete My Browser History - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
Moons Out Goons Out - Glow in the Dark - PVC Patch
"Be polite be Professional but have a Plan" Patch
"BLACK RAMBO" LEVEL IV ARMORED VEST COMBO (LIGHTWEIGHT LEVEL IV (2) 10x12 Front/Back Ceramic PE Plates))
"BLIND JUSTICE" TEE (HEATHER CHARCOAL)
"CHARLIE DON’T SURF" TEE (LIGHT GREY)