Patches & Morale Gear

As Seen on Socials - I'm Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Only My Couch Pulls Out - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Reflective

As Seen on Socials - I Am Straighter Than The Pole Your Mom Dances On - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Olive Drab

As Seen on Socials - Because FUCK YOU That's Why - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old But I'll Fuck You Up - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - You've Been Gaslighting Me All Night - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Fully Autismatic- 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

Frankenweenie - 3.5" PVC Patch

As Seen on Socials - I'm No Gynecologist But I Know A Cunt When I See One - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Orange

Don't Be a Cuntasaurus - 3" PVC Patch

As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Wet - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Still Alive Out Of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan

As Seen on Socials - Not On Drugs I'm Just Weird - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Shooting Guns And Spreadin Buns - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - I ♥ Garbage - 2x3 Patch - Fuzzy Green with Black

As Seen on Socials - Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - Maximum Effort - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - Might Have $20 - Might Be Gay - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - Violence May Be The Answer - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Sloped Roof Qualified - Long Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - 100% Certified R3T@RD - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Most Of My Decisions Are Based on If Its a Felony or Misdemeanor - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green