Collection: Patches
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As Seen on Socials - Remain Calm! We Can't Both Freak Out - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Running on Caffeine and Hate - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - My Supervisors Don't Like My Patches - 2x3 Patch
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As Seen on Socials - You Can't Back Out of A Butt Fucking - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Glock - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I Suck at Apologies so Unfuck You or Whatever - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - Like My Momma Use to Say What The Fuck is Wrong With You? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials -US Gravy Seals - Meal Team Six - Operation Bulking - Semper Pies - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Did You Take Your Stupid Pills With Dumb Juice Today? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Big Booty Latinas - 1x3.75 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Just The Right Amount of Gay - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Magenta
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As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - 50% Namaste, 50% Fuck Off - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect FAFO - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - "HAWK TUAH" - Spit On That Thang - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - It's not Waterboarding It's a Tactical Baptism - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - If I'm Running Things Have Gone Poorly! - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - Can't Catch Me - I'm The F***in' Gingerbread Man - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Lime Green
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