Patches & Morale Gear

As Seen on Socials - If I Live, I will Kill You - If I Die, You Are Forgiven - Such Is The Rule Of Honor - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - I Run On Caffeine And Rage - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold

As Seen on Socials - Don't Narcan Me I'm Having a Good Time - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - Proud Handler of a Dog That is Sometimes an Asshole and That's Ok - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - sPeCiAl fOrCeS - Long Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials -Spit Preworkout In My Mouth - 1x5 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - Gimme Liberty or Gimme Head - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - Service Human Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - "Hard to Kill Easy to Fuck" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/black

As Seen on Socials - Bad Decisions Make Good Stories - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Stacking Bodies and Banging Mommys - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been an Email or a Fight - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Stupid People Keep Me Employed - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - 15% Stud 85% Muffin - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red

FAFO Reaper Fuck around and Find out - PVC PATCH

As Seen on Socials - The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math - 2x3 - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - I Am Comfortable With Violence - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

Too Old & Broken to Run - Will Shoot Instead - 4" PVC/Sublimated Patch

Smol PP Club - 3.25 inch PVC Patch - It's not small its fun sized!

As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Judged By 12 Than Carried By 6 - 2x4 Patch - Black w/OD

As Seen on Socials - Pierced Titties Only - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Light Pink

As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine You Just Suck! - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants