Patches & Morale Gear

As Seen on Socials - You're Hotter Than A Crack House Spoon On PayDay - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials -Don't Yell at Me - I'll Get Hard - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Hard - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold

As Seen on Socials - What Are You Doing, Step-SGT? - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - I've Fucked Up Bigger Shows Than Yours - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been a Fist Fight - 2x4 Patch - Blkw/white

As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - She Touched My Pepe Steve and I Liked It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White

As Seen on Socials - No Caffeine - No Geneva Conventions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - I Exist Out of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Love My Country Hate My Government - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black

'Never Forgotten' Poppy - May 2023 POTM - 3 Inch PVC Patch

As Seen on Socials - Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit, Is Fucking Fired! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

Summit Sentry: Fuzzy Yeti Patch – Conquer the Peaks with Mountain Warfare Style!

As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Edge Hard or Bust Trying - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - Grab His Dick and Twist It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Tax This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Always a Dick. Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black