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From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
As Seen on Socials - *** CAUTION *** 2 Chubby 2 Run! Will Fight Back - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I May Be A Handful But My PP Sure Isn't - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Buy Shotgun - Call It Kindness- Kill With Kindness - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - I'm Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Only My Couch Pulls Out - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Reflective
As Seen on Socials - I Am Straighter Than The Pole Your Mom Dances On - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Olive Drab
As Seen on Socials - Because FUCK YOU That's Why - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old But I'll Fuck You Up - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - You've Been Gaslighting Me All Night - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Fully Autismatic- 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I'm No Gynecologist But I Know A Cunt When I See One - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Wet - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Still Alive Out Of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan
As Seen on Socials - Not On Drugs I'm Just Weird - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Shooting Guns And Spreadin Buns - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - I ♥ Garbage - 2x3 Patch - Fuzzy Green with Black
As Seen on Socials - Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Maximum Effort - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Might Have $20 - Might Be Gay - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - Violence May Be The Answer - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Sloped Roof Qualified - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - 100% Certified R3T@RD - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Most Of My Decisions Are Based on If Its a Felony or Misdemeanor - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
"Be polite be Professional but have a Plan" Patch
"BLACK RAMBO" LEVEL IV ARMORED VEST COMBO (LIGHTWEIGHT LEVEL IV (2) 10x12 Front/Back Ceramic PE Plates))
"BLIND JUSTICE" TEE (HEATHER CHARCOAL)
"CHARLIE DON’T SURF" TEE (LIGHT GREY)