Patches & Morale Gear

As Seen on Socials - A Good Kick to the Balls will Solve Your Gender Confusion - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - "One Stop Shop" - If I Can't Eat It Ride It Fuck It Or Fight It I Don't Want It - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/white

As Seen on Socials - A Happy Wet Beaver Gets More Wood - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Purple

As Seen on Socials - I Identify As An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Jokes On You! - I Liked To Be Choked - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old.. I'll Still Beat Your Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Department of Eating Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - "Hey Question, Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White

As Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Warning May Contain Autism - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan

As Seen on Socials - I Am Only Here For The Titties and the HAWK TUAH! - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - Torta Pounder - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - My Type - Goth Muscle Mommies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Remain Calm! We Can't Both Freak Out - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Running on Caffeine and Hate - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - My Supervisors Don't Like My Patches - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - You Can't Back Out of A Butt Fucking - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Glock - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - I Suck at Apologies so Unfuck You or Whatever - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold