Patches & Morale Gear
From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
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As Seen on Socials - Like My Momma Use to Say What The Fuck is Wrong With You? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White -
As Seen on Socials -US Gravy Seals - Meal Team Six - Operation Bulking - Semper Pies - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - Did You Take Your Stupid Pills With Dumb Juice Today? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White -
As Seen on Socials - Big Booty Latinas - 1x3.75 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - Just The Right Amount of Gay - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Magenta -
As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - 50% Namaste, 50% Fuck Off - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver -
As Seen on Socials - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect FAFO - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants -
As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White -
As Seen on Socials - "HAWK TUAH" - Spit On That Thang - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - It's not Waterboarding It's a Tactical Baptism - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White -
As Seen on Socials - If I'm Running Things Have Gone Poorly! - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow -
As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green -
As Seen on Socials - Can't Catch Me - I'm The F***in' Gingerbread Man - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Lime Green -
As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Pistol Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote -
As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Rifle Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote -
As Seen on Socials - Most of My Decisions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange -
As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww - It's traumatized - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Navy -
As Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red -
As Seen on Socials - If I Live, I will Kill You - If I Die, You Are Forgiven - Such Is The Rule Of Honor - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black -
As Seen on Socials - I Run On Caffeine And Rage - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold -
As Seen on Socials - Don't Narcan Me I'm Having a Good Time - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Orange -
As Seen on Socials - Proud Handler of a Dog That is Sometimes an Asshole and That's Ok - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange -
As Seen on Socials - sPeCiAl fOrCeS - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
