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From humorous to not so politically correct, we have patches and stickers to fit your needs.
As Seen on Socials - Service Human Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - "Hard to Kill Easy to Fuck" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/black
As Seen on Socials - Bad Decisions Make Good Stories - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Stacking Bodies and Banging Mommys - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been an Email or a Fight - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Stupid People Keep Me Employed - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - 15% Stud 85% Muffin - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red
As Seen on Socials - The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math - 2x3 - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - I Am Comfortable With Violence - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Judged By 12 Than Carried By 6 - 2x4 Patch - Black w/OD
As Seen on Socials - Pierced Titties Only - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Light Pink
As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine You Just Suck! - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - You come to my House? Suck my Dick? Call me Gay? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
As Seen on Socials - If Morale Last More Than 4 Hours - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Spread It - Wet It - Pound It - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Cum Slow Shit Fast - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials -Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - I Crave Violence and Snackys - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Dead Don't Know They're Dead - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Fuck You, Lick the back of My Balls - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - "You Don't Know Me, You've Just Seen My Penis" - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - The Shaft - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
"Be polite be Professional but have a Plan" Patch
"BLACK RAMBO" LEVEL IV ARMORED VEST COMBO (LIGHTWEIGHT LEVEL IV (2) 10x12 Front/Back Ceramic PE Plates))
"BLIND JUSTICE" TEE (HEATHER CHARCOAL)
"CHARLIE DON’T SURF" TEE (LIGHT GREY)