{"product_id":"bernie-sanders-is-my-comrade-tees","title":"Bernie Sanders Is My Comrade Tees","description":"\u003cp\u003eWith the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger-wagging nitpicking partisan to hilariously instruct upon the proper definition of socialism while everyone within a five foot radius rolls their eyes in aversion.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #cc0000;\"\u003eUpdate:\u003c\/span\u003e Apparently The Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign wasn't \u003cem\u003eFeeling this Bern\u003c\/em\u003e, and has furnished us with a rather silly \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/libertymaniacs.com\/pages\/bernie-sanders-demand-letter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Bernie Sanders Cease and Desist to Liberty Maniacs\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ecease and desist\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e. 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