{"product_id":"fish-people-whacker","title":"Fish\/People Whacker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition: New\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, to be honest, I bought these because they made me laugh... that and they are surprisingly effective striking object for stunning game, fish, and unruly children (local laws apply... follow them)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey glow in the dark for night ops, home defense in Europe where guns and defense are generally illegal and frowned upon, and for easily locating your whacker. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey also feature a lanyard hole so you can spin them in the dark and pretend you have a light saber. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey are a little over 16 inches long, they feature an ergonomic handle which is greatly enhanced with our woodland camo tape, and they weigh about 11oz with much of that weight front loaded like a bolo style machete for enhanced striking. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm also told these make great tire thumpers, although personally, I truly like the people thumping aspect the most. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning. Keep out of reach of your spouse and aforementioned unruly children. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"onethiefsurplus","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51316920713521,"sku":"sku-43470900330530","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/selfrescuetactical.com\/products\/fish-people-whacker","provider":"Self Rescue Tactical ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}