{"product_id":"oligarchy-own-everything-t-shirt","title":"Oligarchy Own Everything T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFrom Boardwalk to Baltic Avenue, the real owners have the game all wrapped up. You're just going through the motions. Sorry folks. Thanks for playing. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's not monopolies you have to worry about. That's just a small part of the game, and the big guys have already figured out how to play that in their favor with backdoor deals, fake regulatory agencies they control with armies of lobbyists. Oh no. The name of the game is OLIGARCHY.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat the hell is an oligarchy you ask? It's what the dictionary calls a small group of people that control a country. And this group of rich elites don't much like to share power. In fact, over the years they've gotten pretty good at refining the rules, making the whole game a theater of sorts. An illusionist show with smoke and mirrors, and the public picking cards out of the deck ever few years just to give the impression that there's some interaction going on. You know, you need a little audience participation. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut don't be a dummy. This system isn't broken. It's a fixed game. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's why in 2014 when we made \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/libertymaniacs.com\/products\/im-ready-for-oligarchy\" title=\"I'm Ready for Oligarchy Shirt\"\u003ethis shirt\u003c\/a\u003e, it wasn't long before the millionaire lawyers of \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/in-the-loop\/wp\/2014\/06\/13\/ready-for-hillary-has-same-sense-of-humor-as-the-nsa\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Ready for Hillary has same sense of humor as the NSA - Washington Post\"\u003epresidential candidates came calling to shut us down\u003c\/a\u003e. And they would have if it wasn't for real public servants like \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.citizen.org\/Page.aspx?pid=337\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Paul Alan Levy - Public Citizen\"\u003eour lawyer\u003c\/a\u003e that believed in silly things like free speech; \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.citizen.org\/pressroom\/pressroomredirect.cfm?ID=4216\" title=\"Public Citizen forced backdown over free speech for Parodist Client Dan McCall\"\u003etaking them to federal court\u003c\/a\u003e. (They backed down this time, with minutes to spare before the Federal autofiling system dragged them into court.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLet Mr. Carlin, rest his soul, explain it better than anyone:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/rsL6mKxtOlQ?rel=0\u0026amp;showinfo=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOligarchy Shirts. Quality short sleeve unisex t-shirts available in 17 different great colors.  Wear something worth saying. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlightly form fitting. 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